Thursday, December 13, 2007

Merry Roidmas

The Mitchell Report comes out at 2 PM today. It's possible somebody will get an early, leaked copy of it, but really, can you even trust that until 2 PM?

Seriously though, last night I was like a kid waiting for Christmas. The latest reports say that 60-80 names will be on the list, including All Stars and MVPs, names that will rock the baseball world.

This is worse than the Christmas when I snuck a peak at my presents and knew I was getting a Nintendo.

All I want for Roidmas is Roger Clemens.

4 comments:

Andrew said...

Leaded or Unleaded?

Youk said...

Roberts
Hairston
Matthews Jr
Grimsley
Tejada
Justice
Cust
Bigbie
Segui
Palmeiro

LastBestAngryMan said...

Looks like Clemens doesn't like getting hgh mixed with his djerkababalash.

According to the report he stopped using because he didn't like the "belly button" injection.

Bwahaha.

And hey, the Orioles get to win at something: most players/former players in the Mitchell Report! Woot!

On a side note, the death of current, big-name Sawx players is not going to help with the conspiracy theorists.

chornbe said...

Makes me want to write a "White Christmas" parody, but it would be a dishonor to trash a great song made greater by the late, great Bing Crosby.

We miss ya, Bing.