Some context for below - tonight the local minor league team, the Wilmington Blue Rocks, are having "Cowboy Monkey Rodeo Night", which involves monkeys dressed as cowboys riding on dogs.
This led to the chat below with a good friend:
me: tonight is awesome
Cowboy Monkey Rodeo night + fireworks
Monkeys in cowboy outfits riding dogs
Friend: shouldn;t they be called Dogboy Monkies?
me: Cowboy Monkey will lasso you good for suggesting this
they don't round up dogs
they ride them
Friend: yeah true
what do they round up? Squirrels?
COWS???
me: what they round up are good times
Goodtimeboy Monkeys
Friend: now that would be illegal - making monkeys round up squirrels while riding dogs
then - you feed the losing team to a shark
THAT'S good times
me: I don't want to live in a country where you can't watch monkeys dressed as cowboys riding dogs herding squirrels tossing them to sharks
and you can quote me on that
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4 comments:
That's is one strange 'comeback' post - fun enough I'm sure I have seen a photo of said monkey cowboys just recently...just can't remember where!
I will take Mr. Celery any day!!
What the hell?
Not for nothin', but I think our RaptorJesus chat was better. I'm just sayin'....
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