Wednesday, March 02, 2005

World's Greatest Rat Killing Sim to Feature Real Pizza

Everquest II (aka Evercrack), one of the world's most popular "MMORPGs" (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games), now features the "/pizza" command.

That's right. In an effort to eliminate as much actual face-to-face human contact as possible, typing the "/pizza" command within the game will pull up a web browser that takes you to the online ordering page for

Now if they can just find a way to eliminate the part where you actually have to talk to the pesky human delivery guy, we'd be all set... perhaps a USB enabled IV connected directly to your veins which triggers the release of foodstuffs when you click a button on your desktop?

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